jeanvaljeanralphio:
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
And it was Trenzalore, it was definitely Trenzalore?
elheartless:
Public Service Announcement: “rape” is not a synonym for every fucking mundane occurrence you happen to suffer. You were not “raped” by your test. You have not been “raped” when you lose your sports game, and it isn’t “rape” when your best friend tries to hug you.
Maybe take a step back and think about what the hell you’re actually saying before you trivialize something so devastating.
When darkness comes upon you and covers you with fear and shame, be still and know that I’m with you, and I will say your name.
If terror falls upon your bed and sleep no longer comes, remember all the words I said, be still, be still, and know.
When you go through the valley, and the shadow comes down from the hill, if morning never comes to be, be still, be still, be still.
If you forget the way to go and lose where you came from, if no one is standing besides you, be still and know I am.
writingrants:
That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
amywinterbreeze:
mishaswhore:
asktheoakenshieldbros:
goquackyourself:
fuckyeah-kasumisty:
can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:
a-big-guy-named-tiny:
SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
“James Tiberius Kirk … the heart of the Enterprise, the overly confident leader, fueled by bravado. Life, for him, is one big adventure. But geared alone, born into battle, the heir to legend … What does a man do with such a curse, if he is making a mistake that will get his entire crew killed? And I will make sure of it.”
broken-yellow-crayon:
Does anyone else really admire Crowley?
- He does his research
- He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him
- He has worked his way up in Hell
- He’s smart
- He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing)
- He’s witty
- He loved his dog
- He is multi-lingual
- He’s a hands-on king
- His job carries lots of responsibility
- He’s always one step ahead
- He gets shit done
- He’s a sassy motherfucker
- He can make muffins
When I grow up, I want to be just like the King of Hell.
